Lead Guitar:-Colin Dymond.
Like all lead guitarist Colin is delusional. Not only does he think he is channelling the spirt of Hendrix, Reinhard and Marvin (especially odd as Hank Marvin isn’ dead yet). He also thinks it’s his band and is often found to be using the phrase “My Band!” The rest of the band will kindly tell him the truth, until Robin turns up with the cattle prod!
Don’t try to talk to him as he won’t talk to the likes of you!